CEREMONY:

Everett: Scuse me... scuse me... we're the next act...

Delmar: Everett, my beard itches.

Pete: This is crazy. No one's ever gonna believe we're a real band.

Everett: No, this is gonna work!

The ASSET Award Ceremony will be held Thursday, July 23, 2009, 2:00pm, room 101, Miller Learning Center. Reception to follow at 3:00pm, Miller Learning Center Reading Room.